The Relic! Welcome to 2024!

 

Review by Paris

Welcome back!  It's 2024 and maybe time to add some more random movies.

I started off this year with a real low stakes movie I watched while cooking dinner.  And you know, I am pretty sure I have seen this before.  Way back when I lived in Oregon.  I also think I read the book, back when I was reading 4 horror novels a week.

It's....fine?  I did like the part where the police pull the guy up and he's missing his lower half and the cop falls to knees (the cop that still has knees) and screams to the sky.  

Yea, it's not very good, and suddenly seems to want to become Jurassic Park.  I will do better next time.