Revenge

So, apparently Mama didn't care for the unrealistic guns? I don't know, the entire thing seemed pretty unrealistic. From beer can tattoos, to the fact that everyone squirted buckets of blood for miles (literally,) to even the simple question of- how could someone survive in the desert for DAYS without any hydration, clothing and like, 5 pints of blood missing? 

If I ignore all that though, sure, it's a decent revenge (surprise!) movie with a female lead, which is always alright by me. The lead's signature childish earrings reminded me appropriately of Lolita, while the bitten apple shown repeatedly could be a nod to Snow White's choice of poison. I assume these references are thrown in to suggest that she is underage? I don't know, I don't need much justification to be ok with the plot tbh.

Reviewer: Noël 
Recommended by: Paris
Best line: (on describing a woman's ass:)"It's like a little alien coming from another planet."  uhhhhh what? 

Toughest Scene: I could not watch the glass in foot scene.