"HELLO!?" x 30
(The Oregonian was assigned to me by Casey)
Who is under the mascot suit that continually follows the main character of this movie? To figure that out all you have to think is, who is the most obvious choice to be full of pseudo symbolism?
What is this movie depicting? A woman walking through purgatory after death? A character in a video game running into scripted NPCs? Did she run into a witch's coven?
Could be anything. All there is are loosely connected nonsensical scenes created for maximum pretentiousness? You can't just make a bunch of nonsense and pretend it's genius by calling it David Lynchian.
Best part of the movie was the 5 minute sequence of a man urinating.
What is this movie depicting? A woman walking through purgatory after death? A character in a video game running into scripted NPCs? Did she run into a witch's coven?
Could be anything. All there is are loosely connected nonsensical scenes created for maximum pretentiousness? You can't just make a bunch of nonsense and pretend it's genius by calling it David Lynchian.
Best part of the movie was the 5 minute sequence of a man urinating.
But the costume! lol
ReplyDeleteMan, weirdly enough this review really makes me want to see this now. Also, you are obsessed with purgatory.
ReplyDeleteIt's SUPER easy to make "They were dead the WHOLE time" fit anything. Have you read how that is the real plot to totoro?
Deleteuhhhh nooooo
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